Phil Cass Articles

 

Do you know an idiot that will accept stupid challenges? Sure you do, think really hard. There’s always someone. The brain is very gullible. Yes, really.


Can I try an experiment with you as you’re reading this article right now? 

It’ a strange but useless bit of information and it will drive you crazy. You ready?

 

Ok then, while you’re sitting or standing, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6” in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it!  Weird hey!! 

 

The few topics that I am qualified to write about are either illegal or just not interesting enough to the average person. That leaves one topic. Practical jokes. I live to hear the sound of a friend’s scream coming from the other room caused by a well-placed rubber spider.  If you’re a sicko you could try this for example…take some stew in a plastic bag, go into a cafeteria and pretend to throw it up all over the floor or table. Get a mate to reach over and eat a piece of the meat! J 

 

As long as it doesn’t physically hurt someone, I don’t reckon there’s anything wrong with revenge either…. in fact, it’s what makes life sweet. 


So, here’s a couple of ideas for ya.

1. Go to a retail shop and ask them for one of  those sensor-matic anti-shoplifting strips. This "thingy" is easy to insert into the lining of a jacket or handbag. They’re gonna have lots of embarrassing problems out shopping…hehe.

2. Go to your victim’s pantry cupboard and remove all the labels off the cans of food! Oooh yeah. 

 

Playing a good hoax on someone isn’t easy though, especially when those people expect you to be up to no good. It compares to a game of chess. I’ve always been a prankster and now I even make a full time living from it. Being a comedy magician is a lot like wearing a badge. You can get away with murder. Come check it out.

 

Phil Cass